Pokemon Villain Rap Cypher

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Pokemon Villain Rap Cypher 2021 cover art logo by Dove Windsor.

These lyrics for Pokemon Villain Rap Cypher (2021) was written by the songwriter Dove Windsor for Cam Steady in June 2021.

Verse 1: Giovanni (Cam Steady)

• Who murders tracks while merkin' brats
• With stats that crack the dirt in half
• Who lures and traps your surging rat
• While turning that to thirty racks
• Who's earning massive stacks of cash
• With Persians perched upon his lap
• The word is fact, you're learning that
• No person has unearthed this badge
• This is crime rap, with divine wrath
• Digging trainer's graves with fissures like it's Minecraft
• My lab's making mad gods to my lap dogs
• If you face the bad boss, you're about to blast off

Verse 2: Archie (Mix Williams)

• Don't fuck with the boss
• Or you could chalk up a loss
• Give no fucks, I got rough skin, Sharpedo
• That Hydro Pump bitch, I reload
• I have a whale of a time, Kyogre, huh
• Team Aqua gon' take the world over, huh
• You know who the alpha, when you hear the laughter
• I be the winner when it's over, huh
• Look at the drip, I move like a man possessed
• I call up my dogs to intimidate ya, you know we as bad as it gets
• You get smacked up if you act up
• You can ask those on Team Magma
• If it's legends, then I catch 'em
• Let my balls hang cause they masters, yeah

Verse 3: Maxie (Connor Quest)

• Magma, that's how I flow, no, the ocean can go
• Like a volcano, I evaporate
• No emotion shown for a whole damn zone
• Any stones that I throw, the impact'll shake earth
• Causing a chasm and big craters
• Course I'm a baddie, kid I hate ya
• Scorching the planet and it's nature
• It's my nature
• So fuck the climate, primal instinct is what drives a man
• My final plan's to buy up all the world as private land
• I'm here to lead, they gon' hail me like a taxi cab
• I'll make them bleed if they're stepping into Maxie's pad

Verse 4: Cyrus (Kevin Krust)

• I'm headed to peak with the most righteous
• So you better remember the name Cyrus
• I'm on a path that's intertwined with
• A debt that's paid when the world goes silent
• My isolation has proven useless
• Still viewed with a clouded hubris
• Watch as I prove my "distorted" views
• Pinned against a few kids who think the world is
• Worth saving? Oh, for creation!
• Our divine right is to die and become vacant
• I've got no patience for this time wasted
• I'll become God, your judgement is waiting
• I wanna bring rebirth and you fear a world with no pain, a world with no spirit
• Make space as my plan unfurls, and I'll show you the birth of an ideal world

Verse 5: N (Zach B)

• Act like I'm living in a fantasy
• Not afraid of loss a bit, I've seen it all, alone and young when they abandoned me
• Speaking the truth is ideal, you talk a lot in your shield
• Only trying to do what I think is right, I couldn't really care how you feel
• With any mission they notice my diligence
• What has more beauty and terror than innocence
• I find that heroes are often more villainous
• How do we even notice what the difference is
• I ain't fulfilled, even if it gets me killed
• Yeah, I know that is impractical
• But even still, wait 'til I show you my skills
• Guess that's why they call me Natural

Verse 6: Ghetsis (DizzyEight)

• Yeah, I been a savage
• Even though you getting sonned, you a bastard
• Put your body on a screen like plasma
• That's the N for your team, catch the beam with your back up
• I hope that you croak, 'cause I'm toxic
• Blast off on your team like a rocket
• I send out Reshiram, that be your requiem
• Turbo Blaze, if I shoot you can't stop it, they out of options
• I'm on a mission, they don't really get it
• Oh, you in your feelings? I don't really feel it
• I have an ambition, you not in my vision
• I'm not what you missing
• I been a baller, I mastered this
• He thought it was sweet, I ain't having it
• Pulling the strings, what I dabble in
• I do 'em like Black when attacking 'em

Verse 7: Lysandre (NateWantsToBattle)

• And now it's time for repentance, I'll make this world in my image
• I'm burning down this whole planet with mandatory attendance
• I know you can't comprehend it, can't stop this ultimate weapon
• This ugly world you're protecting is halting true evolution!
• If you don't mind my genocide, Gyaradosite, I'ma hold this
• Got my finger on the trigger I'm about to go down, go down with the whole ship
• You call it insane, I call it some flare, I'm bringing the pain
• A beautiful world that will bow to my name
• So, start up the battle, I'm ending the game

Verse 8: Lusamine (SailorUrLove)

• Take a step back, here's a MILF that you don't wanna mess with
• On a dark path, tainted president who's blessed with
• An Ultra Beast I ain't afraid to unleash
• Betrayed by my own family, I got nothin' to lose but my Nihilego
• Gonna let it loose, it'll drop your ego, better Bewear
• Alola ain't got nothing left for me, I'm here in Ultra Space
• Aether Paradise ain't the place I envisioned anyway

Verse 9: Guzma (PE$O PETE)

• Life was unfair, I was dealt with a bad hand
• So for those with bad luck, I opened my bad hands
• They say I'mma bad man
• But actually if you knew 'bout my strategies
• You wouldn't be as mad at me and realize I was that man
• Ice on me real, fuck a Z Crystal, uh
• Cream of the crop with no Z Crystals, uh
• And just because my dance hit different
• Doesn't mean we are forgettin'
• No forgivin' we get buzzin', if u buggin'
• Fuck Kukui, no discussion
• See us comin and they runnin'
• King on my team, no runner up, man
• Through Alola cause destruction

Verse 10: Rose (Ham Sandwich)

• They ain't got shit on the president
• They know I carry that metal for mettling
• Everybody bein' hesitant
• I'm in a high gear, my drive is evident
• Shift gear, know my drive is real
• 'Cuz the end is coming and the time is near
• But I been had a plan, I ain't got no fear
• I'mma take the lead, I'mma volunteer
• I got balls of steel, you a peon dude
• Beyond Grookey leveled like a Rillaboom
• They talkin' down and say they could be in my shoes
• But all I see a bunch of cap, I'm in Leon's room
• This eon's doomed without me, tragic
• Feel like a phoenix, I rose from the ashes
• They know what separates Rose from the Ashes
• Same thing separating poses and actions, peace

Verses 11 & 12: Jessie (HalaCG) & James (GameboyJones)

• Prepare for trouble
• And make it doubl-
• AHHH!!

Verse 13: Mewtwo (Rustage)

• Manmade, am I only a copy?
• These humans can't stop me, I'm one of a kind
• You bargain your life, these pokemon slaves to their service, no purpose, they're out of their minds
• I'm not just a puppet, I strike back
• Got your fate in my clutches, no life hacks
• I got clones in the hundreds, that's my gang
• You don't like that? Cut a lifespan
• Bitch, I'm quite mad
• Tryna send a message like a synapse
• You cannot defend, you finna fight bad
• 'Cus I'm not a weapon for a price tag
• See the people moving like a timelapse
• Leaving bodies breaking out of my lab
• You can try and face me but you'll die, sad
• This the climax
• Make a motherfucker want to cry, Ash