Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher

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Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher 2021 cover art logo by Dove Windsor.

These lyrics for Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher (2021) was written by the songwriter Dove Windsor for Cam Steady in November 2021.

Verse 1: Blue (Ham Sandwich)

• It's that dude, Blue, back in a new tune
• Smacking ya whole team, 'till ya blackin out, new moon
• I'm trackin a new route, you lacking the juice, dude
• This S.S. Anne drip, I'm happy to cruise through
• I act like a loose nuke, I could blow any second
• I go where I'm destined, could catch me on the throne in a minute
• I don't need directions, I'm rolling with a set of exceptionals
• Settling for 2nd place is not an option! My crew is incredible!
• Stackin' heads on a totem like my Exeggutor
• And sending all your monsters to the medical
• My group is impeccable, we resistant to the flying "STAB"
• 'Zard, Blastoise, or Venusaur, doesn't matter, whichever way put a beam up to your chest, make you Iron Man
• Solar or a fire blast, burn 'em like a frying pan
• Hydro Pump'll wet him, send him higher than a geyser can
• Squad full of legends in the making, stocks rising, I got diamond hands

Verse 2: Silver (The Kevin Bennett)

• Snatching up a starter from Professor Elm's lab
• Sneasel for the stealing, you ain't never get it back
• I'ma shove you to the pavement, if you try to interact
• Call the police, tell 'em I'm the one who really get the badge
• If you battle with the best, you gettin' bullied!
• With Silver Rival, you gon' need a silver bullet!
• Trigger pull it, I'm pushing my Pokemon to the fullest
• If they ain't strong enough, I rid 'em 'cause I'm not with that bullsh*t
• I'll take you out in mahogany, Goldenrod City
• I wanna put a stop to Team Rocket because they all are weak
• Honestly, biologically Giovanni my poppa
• He said that he gotta leave, he's a coward father that I don't need
• It's probably why I don't have me a heart of gold
• But over time I learned there's a silver part of my soul
• The barbarous side of myself is what I thought to control
• Even got to keep the starter I stole, ay

Verse 3: Wally (Mat4yo)

• I'm off the wall, call me Wally the unstoppable
• Pass the ball and I'll accomplish the impossible
• My oxygen is toxic, I can feel it in my bronchioles
• Sick spitting kid gonna send you to the hospital
• *Cough* I got green on my brain
• Make it rain when I clock you with Mega Gallade
• You can call it a cute charm, but make no mistake
• I got this rock on my chain like I'm Flava Flav
• How I'm running with the blade, this psy-fight is sci-fi
• I'll tear ya with Altaria, sky high
• Make ya say "mayday", used to be afraid, but I'm switching up the game, I'm no longer Mr. Nice Guy
• Bad to the bone, prone to blast away foes
• He's the one who's flashing cannons, and is known to load the mag on his own
• I'm giving an oath, written in stone, I'm gonna travel the globe!
• Anyone thinking that I'm gonna choke, ain't gonna make it through Victory Road!

Verse 4: Barry (Cam Steady)

• Yuh, came in with the thud!!
• Barry wanna battle, better hurry, 'cause your man is in a rush
• Can't even slow him for a Pokédex, so good luck keeping up
• And if you're tardy to the party, I'll be charging a million bucks!
• What? I'm all gas and no brakes
• Rapidash, flame 'em faster, learned from master Crasher
• They crash in my wake, when I blast them with waves
• That close combat's Jurassic, Staraptor, I ace
• On my aerial sh*t, in the stereo mix
• Gotta tear a EQ, I'ma bury a b*tch
• Yeah, if Barry hits, your barrier's bricked
• Hope the berry hits, because the ape'll burn with a flare in a blitz
• Yeah, when Barry bonds with scary mons, we're giant in size
• If you care to rock, the Heracross be making you slide
• Swear my parents got the brains to know I'm not gonna fall
• While you never had game, I got you looking like Paul

Verse 5: Cheren (Politicess)

• You ain't f*cking with intelligent minds
• Stepping to I, gen packing, always stay with a 5
• Gotta be ill thinking that your mons better than mine
• Let's be real, nothing cure him 'less the Draco arrive
• I'm tryna chill, basic b*tches be hittin' me for the badge
• T.C.G., mad paper, tryna make it straight from the pack
• Never lack, twin ninjas, this N be pulling the mag
• You steady in the same place, always losin' the match
• While I be moving and moving, there ain't be nothing you doing
• Up in the gym, new challenger, my wins always looping
• They knew me back when I was trash, but my now the battle amusing
• Clear body, Klinklank way the toolie improving
• This metal I'm using catch anybody tryin' to fight
• Putting dots over your head like you entered my sight
• You gettin' 6-0'd, acting like that sh*t a surprise
• I'll make him incarnate a legend, send his life to the sky

Verse 6: Hugh (Ty Wild)

• It's young Hugh, no Hefner, I don't play, boy
• This ain't a game, boy! Need a de-esser for these highs, dawg!
• Red sight on the draco, lift 'em like Flygon
• Team Plasma praying I let bygones be bygones
• We rivals, you'll try, dawg, but I promise I'm the GOAT
• You wandering in silence ever since you left your momma home
• Cartridge loaded, black and white, they really seein' monochrome
• Colress, how this magnum might spark when I'm finished countin' down
• Unpleasant, X-in your brain out, like how them thugs reppin'
• Unfezant, fly with a scope if you pussies dumb steppin'
• Done lettin' up for you losers, I'll never come second
• They chant my name, all eyes on me, thought I was Ghetsis
• Dumb flexin', green on my mind, like a sage I'm too wise
• It blew minds, semi pour rounds, wet 'em like a tsunami
• Banana clip on the semi, sear 'em when dude firing
• Dude wildin', make 'em see different the way that Hue sliding

Verse 7: Shauna (Chi-Chi)

• Sit down X and Y
• Honies, do you even gotta ask why?
• Kalos is my stage, I'll be out here performing
• Got the moves and skills that everyone's adoring
• Try and catch me on Route Nineteen or whatever!
• I'll be dancin' 'round you with Tierno and Trevor
• Petals bring the metals, Ivysaur and Flabebe
• Hate to burst your bubble, but you're leaving sore, baby
• Bumpin' up to me
• Better be prepared, I won't be Delicatty
• You're still in awe and slippin' up on Goodra
• I'll still be on and leave you like a loser
• We may have started on the same page
• But I'm the one who's making moves and gonna leave you upstaged
• So shoot your shot and struggle all you wanna
• You got a ways before you roll with Shauna

Verse 8: Hau (Mix Williams)

• Movie' too quick like Raichu
• I'm the big Kahuna in this b*tch, watch me slide through
• I don't give a f*ck if I lost, I was born to be a boss
• If you stepping to the kid, whitting out is what you might do
• All you other trainers looking like food, eating competition like it's Malasada
• Got the Z-crystal drip and you all got nada
• Decidueye gon' swoop from the sky if he wanna
• Ay look, my shawty a fairy like Primarina is
• My chances of winning is big as the arena is
• Yeah, the keys to the island, n*gga, I'm holding those
• Haters sleep-in' on me, no Komala comatose
• Surge serfin', ride the wave, got no time for whinin'
• I'm eleven years old, but I'm the greatest on the island!
• They call me cocky, but I'm learning to be confident
• I'ma conquer all the regions like my grandpapa did, n*gga

Verse 9: Hop (Breeton Boi)

• You ain't leveled up your team? Best hop to it
• To win the league, said you better best hop to it
• Like Pincurchin, I bring the static, you can have it
• The terrain to my advantage, Poison Jab until you not movin'
• Not stupid, talkin' Pokedollars, but you not fluent
• I flew in on a Corviknight, the flight was all smooth
• And I've proven that you all synthetic like you type: nulling
• Squad grew in size like I Gigantamaxed the whole building
• Snipe shot, wet 'em up, no Inteleon
• Claim he be the victor, don't care what he says he on
• Bring your team and Cinderace, still, you'll never be as hot
• I ain't really one with all the cap, don't tell Leon
• 'Cause Big Bro's having a champion time
• And I profess that I'll be next up in line
• 'Cause each and every bar of mine a Pokémon, unique in type and design
• It's paradoxal how I've caught 'em all and not Mr. Rime

Verse 10: Gary Oak (Mega Ran)

• I can't mess with professor, he always givin' me lectures
• But they don't make me no better, man, I'm just after the treasure
• I'm Gary Oak, it's your pleasure, wanna go? Then have at you
• Who else could bring a cheerleading section to the battle?
• I like the Arcanine, when it's time to mix it up
• But I'm unpredictable, you know I like to switch it up
• You gon' need the task force when I got my Blastoise
• Can't stop, won't stop, ninety-six bad boy
• We about that bag, boy, Pokeballs in the tour van
• Leave you shook like Ash, when the door slam
• I took a couple L's, but it's all love
• Tilt 'em fourty five degrees and now it's all dubs
• Scizor 'bout to get you, have you clawed up
• Blame grandpa 'cause that's how I was brought up
• I think I really been the best after all
• 'Cause it didn't even take a Master Ball to capture y'all