Knights of the Round Table

The Knights of the Round Table are a now mostly inactive rap group, live action and animation film studio, news publication, and award-winning meme creation group formed in 2018. They have also functioned as poets, video game creators, hot tub content creators and semi-professional cyberbullies.

Hot Cali Summer

Released in July of 2021 to immediate success, Hot Cali Summer was the first The Knights' first hit. Previously known for their popular meme creation and cyberbullying work, this track proved to the world that the Knights' were extremely capable wordsmiths. Just days after the single's release, the fans were wondering if the group was a one-hit-wonder.

Big Beefy Bois

The fans were forced to wait until January of 2021, but they were well rewarded for their patience. Big Beefy Bois, the spiritual successor to Hot Cali Summer, was received just as well as Hot Cali Summer both by critics and the general public. The Rolling Stone called it "the greatest track in the history of music". The bar "Dripped too hard, need a bathrobe" was painted on walls, shown off on t-shirts, and was tattooed by several diehard fans.

British Colloquialism: A brief History

Soundcloud Rapping: The Threequel, also known as British Colloquialism: A brief History, was released in early September of 2022. This hit single reached Billboard's number one spot minutes after its release, and had gone platinum within 30 seconds of publication. The song made history as being the hardest beat to ever sample Barack Obama's famous line "My Fellow Americans". The bar "I'm whipping something foreign from 2005" was labeled by Snoop Dogg as the "hardest bar of the 21st century". By this point the Knights were regularly selling out arenas for their "Time Periods" tour, and had made billions selling t-shirts that said "your lunch for breakfast I just ate" and "off a bean, but not that bean paste".

The Knights released more rap music than can be discussed here. Their other hits include Gesticulations, Big Booty Thpectacle, and more.

Filmography

The Knights' filmography includes many award winning brick films, including the following:

The Chronicles of Guntaas and Sid

This seminal brick film is quite possible the greatest moving picture to ever grace a screen. The piece tells the story of two friends driving a car. The Daily Knight called the piece "an absolute masterpiece".

The Time Machine

The film tells the story of two friends who discover a time machine and travel back to the time of the dinosaurs. The piece won the award "Best Film" at the Sundance film festival, and was also highly praised at Cannes.

The Pedestal-inator

The spiritual successor of "The Time Machine", this film tells the story of a villain buying and testing a new piece of technology. Slightly longer than "The Time Machine", it is clear that the creators truly honed their craft in the process of creating the two films. "The Pedestal-inator" won the award for "best voice work" at Cannes film festival.

Science Live

Science Live was an ambitious project undertaken by two members of the Knights, combining stop-motion and live action art forms to teach children about concepts in science. The project won "Most Promising Educational Media Project" at the Streamy awards in 2020, but sadly no completed work has been published. Legions of fans have waited with bated breath for years for an announcement from the creators.

The Daily Knight

As the Knights expanded their reach through music as well as film work, a news publication was required to keep fans updated. The Daily Knight was created to fill this need, and was an immediate success. An author from the first issue won a Pulitzer prize for his work covering the Knights' musical work.

Bricks One and Two

The Bricks franchise was created because many online games were blocked on school chromebooks.