Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher

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Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher 2021 cover art logo by Dove Windsor.

These lyrics for Pokemon Rival Rap Cypher (2021) was written by the songwriter Dove Windsor for Cam Steady in November 2021.

Verse 1: Blue (Ham Sandwich)

• It's that dude, Blue, back in a new tune
• Smacking ya whole team, 'till ya blackin out, new moon
• I'm trackin a new route, you lacking the juice, dude
• This S.S. Anne drip, I'm happy to cruise through
• I act like a loose nuke, I could blow any second
• I go where I'm destined, could catch me on the throne in a minute
• I don't need directions, I'm rolling with a set of exceptionals
• Settling for 2nd place is not an option! My crew is incredible!
• Stackin' heads on a totem like my Exeggutor
• And sending all your monsters to the medical
• My group is impeccable, we resistant to the flying "STAB"
• 'Zard, Blastoise, or Venusaur, doesn't matter, whichever way put a beam up to your chest, make you Iron Man
• Solar or a fire blast, burn 'em like a frying pan
• Hydro Pump'll wet him, send him higher than a geyser can
• Squad full of legends in the making, stocks rising, I got diamond hands

Verse 2: Silver (The Kevin Bennett)

• Snatching up a starter from Professor Elm's lab
• Sneasel for the stealing, you ain't never get it back
• I'ma shove you to the pavement, if you try to interact
• Call the police, tell 'em I'm the one who really get the badge
• If you battle with the best, you gettin' bullied!
• With Silver Rival, you gon' need a silver bullet!
• Trigger pull it, I'm pushing my Pokemon to the fullest
• If they ain't strong enough, I rid 'em 'cause I'm not with that bullshit
• I'll take you out in mahogany, Goldenrod City
• I wanna put a stop to Team Rocket because they all are weak
• Honestly, biologically Giovanni my poppa
• He said that he gotta leave, he's a coward father that I don't need
• It's probably why I don't have me a heart of gold
• But over time I learned there's a silver part of my soul
• The barbarous side of myself is what I thought to control
• Even got to keep the starter I stole, ay

Verse 3: Wally (Mat4yo)

• I'm off the wall, call me Wally the unstoppable
• Pass the ball and I'll accomplish the impossible
• My oxygen is toxic, I can feel it in my bronchioles
• Sick spitting kid gonna send you to the hospital
• *Cough* I got green on my brain
• Make it rain when I clock you with Mega Gallade
• You can call it a cute charm, but make no mistake
• I got this rock on my chain like I'm Flava Flav
• How I'm running with the blade, this psy-fight is sci-fi
• I'll tear ya with Altaria, sky high
• Make ya say "mayday", used to be afraid, but I'm switching up the game, I'm no longer Mr. Nice Guy
• Bad to the bone, prone to blast away foes
• He's the one who's flashing cannons, and is known to load the mag on his own
• I'm giving an oath, written in stone, I'm gonna travel the globe!
• Anyone thinking that I'm gonna choke, ain't gonna make it through Victory Road!

Verse 4: Barry (Cam Steady)

• Yuh, came in with the thud!!
• Barry wanna battle, better hurry, 'cause your man is in a rush
• Can't even slow him for a Pokédex, so good luck keeping up
• And if you're tardy to the party, I'll be charging a million bucks!
• What? I'm all gas and no brakes
• Rapidash, flame 'em faster, learned from master Crasher
• They crash in my wake, when I blast them with waves
• That close combat's Jurassic, Staraptor, I ace
• On my aerial shit, in the stereo mix
• Gotta tear a EQ, I'ma bury a bitch
• Yeah, if Barry hits, your barrier's bricked
• Hope the berry hits, because the ape'll burn with a flare in a blitz
• Yeah, when Barry bonds with scary mons, we're giant in size
• If you care to rock, the Heracross be making you slide
• Swear my parents got the brains to know I'm not gonna fall
• While you never had game, I got you looking like Paul

Verse 5: Cheren (Politicess)

• You ain't fucking with intelligent minds
• Stepping to I, gen packing, always stay with a 5
• Gotta be ill thinking that your mons better than mine
• Let's be real, nothing cure him 'less the Draco arrive
• I'm tryna chill, basic bitches be hittin' me for the badge
• T.C.G., mad paper, tryna make it straight from the pack
• Never lack, twin ninjas, this N be pulling the mag
• You steady in the same place, always losin' the match
• While I be moving and moving, there ain't be nothing you doing
• Up in the gym, new challenger, my wins always looping
• They knew me back when I was trash, but my now the battle amusing
• Clear body, Klinklank way the toolie improving
• This metal I'm using catch anybody tryin' to fight
• Putting dots over your head like you entered my sight
• You gettin' 6-0'd, acting like that shit a surprise
• I'll make him incarnate a legend, send his life to the sky

Verse 6: Hugh (Ty Wild)

• It's young Hugh, no Hefner, I don't play, boy
• This ain't a game, boy! Need a de-esser for these highs, dawg!
• Red sight on the draco, lift 'em like Flygon
• Team Plasma praying I let bygones be bygones
• We rivals, you'll try, dawg, but I promise I'm the GOAT
• You wandering in silence ever since you left your momma home
• Cartridge loaded, black and white, they really seein' monochrome
• Colress, how this magnum might spark when I'm finished countin' down
• Unpleasant, X-in your brain out, like how them thugs reppin'
• Unfezant, fly with a scope if you pussies dumb steppin'
• Done lettin' up for you losers, I'll never come second
• They chant my name, all eyes on me, thought I was Ghetsis
• Dumb flexin', green on my mind, like a sage I'm too wise
• It blew minds, semi pour rounds, wet 'em like a tsunami
• Banana clip on the semi, sear 'em when dude firing
• Dude wildin', make 'em see different the way that Hue sliding