Sean Cash Viper Cigar

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Native name Cock Extraordinaire
Born 0 BC-present
Small barn in bethlehem
Died never
forever
Nationality Space
Occupation athlete, street fighter, sex master, dinosaur tamer, planet conqueror, and rizz lord
Years active infinity
Known for massive peen
Height 7'6"

Sean Cash Viper Cigar Waden, Born 1/12/2005 Sean is an Australian athlete, street fighter, sex master, dinosaur tamer, planet conqueror, and rizz lord. When he was three months old, he was speaking perfect English and exclusively wore five piece suits. When he turned five, he founded the US government, he also canonically fucked Mother Nature in front of Father Time. Upon turning eight, he prevented Ultron from assembling his robot army by spitting bars that were so fire, ultimately winning the rap battle, forcing the tyrant to retreat. At age 10, he single-handedly separated the rogue nation of Tasmania from the mainland of Australia, making it the island of inbreds it is today, after finding the lost city of Old Zealand and all its treasures. To this day, Sean lives a more peaceful life on his home planet of Krypton.

Quotes "lick my balls" "nah" "Know thy self, know thy enemy"

References the bible homie