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Andrew Ryan Heare
Andrew Ryan Heare (born on October 22, 1985 in Chesterfield, Virginia) is a local philanthropist, genius, and a great mind of his local community. Currently, Andrew is an elite teacher currently serving at Matoaca High School. He is the leader and the coach of the Matoaca High School academics club. Throughout his career, he has altered many lives and the choices of others. His face appears on the many business cards that have been manufactured in his honor. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non-sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.
Early Life
Andrew Ryan Heare was born on October 22, 1895, at Chippenham Hospital in Chesterfield, Virginia. Upon Heare's birth, his parents faced many challenges raising such a legend. At one point in Heare's youth, he was even placed in solitary confinement due to his overload of awesomeness.
